New term I’ll be incorporating into my vocabulary after a weekend with extended Texas relatives: I’M LAID BACK
It’s most commonly used as a non aggressive synonym for “I don’t give a shit.”
My cousin Brandon hits on a girl at a bar. She tells him she has a boyfriend. He tells her “I’m laid back.”
(this is most effective when punctuated by a sip of beer and casual eye contact)
I’m doing a bunch of fun competition Stand-Up shows in March including the “World Series of Comedy” on March 13th, “California’s Funniest Female” on March 27th, and Josh Filipowski’s “March Comedy Madness” on March 28th. All shows are sure to be loads of fun and full of that healthy competitive spirit. Click on the “shows” tab up top for more details.
Hope to see your face in the audience holding up a foam #1 sign and cheering me…or my competitors you bastards…on.
I’m SUPER pumped to announce I’ll be guesting on Cary Odes latest showcase at the Hollywood Improv on Sunday, March 10th!
Cary has been a stand up mentor to me and his shows are always tops. And on top of THAT, Emo Phillips is headlining! It’s going to be a great night of comedy. I’m going to be debuting a lot of new material so if you are itching for some fresh laughs, come on out!
Tickets can be purchased in advance at improv.com. See you there!
I’M BACK!!!! Spent the last 2 months getting married and honeymooning. 2 months? YES TWO MONTHS! It was AWESOME! I felt like a happy healthy contributing member of life!
But now it’s over.
And I’m back to the depressingly hilarious antics that are the real world.
First show back this Sunday, February 10th, 9 PM at Bar Lubitsch (7702 Santa Monica Blvd West Hollywood, CA 90046) in West Hollywood. If you’ve been starved for…well me….come have a laugh and some vodka!